Hye, my name is Red Fish, and I'm still alive.

the rumors of my death has been, well, maybe not greatly exaggerated, but not very accurate, either. Where have you been?

  Okay now, lets not get excited. I'm pretty much retired. And it's a good time for it, what with the end of the world and all. So here's what's going to happen: I'm gonna post new stuff, but only whenever I feel like it. Deal? No? What the heck, who's asking you anyway. Right now you can read an axclusive interview of meconcerning the implications of the new m_____m, and also a collection of poetry written for the occasion.


 
 

 
 
 

 


 


This Page - well, Site, actually - is made of several - wannabe monthly - Pages, each of these being actually a mini-site in itself. The links in each Page will not take you out of it, just lead you round and round inside it and hopefully will get you happily lost. You'll get the idea. If this is your first visit here, you might want to check what it's all about before proceeding.

Most of the time, there isn't any storyline to speak of in the Pages, so don't worry about 'picking the right links'. Some thoughts and story pieces on the Pages are more easily accessible than others. Some people even think some of it is funny. At any time you can get back to the main menu and pick another Page by clicking The Red Fish Page logo at the top right corner - right there over the red line.

It deeply saddens me to say so, but such is life : Best viewed with 800x600 resolution or better. If you're using a 600x480 screen, I think you're better off unframed. The Pages were tested on Netscape 3 and MS explorer 3, And I'm not responsible for the way they look on other browsers. They are written and arranged in the Times New Roman font, size 12. This is likely to be the font you're using, or something quite close; If it's not, the pages will still work, but there might be a slight graphic inaccuracy (arrows pointing at wrong places). I'm not responsible to that, either.

Actually, coming to think of it, I'm not very responsible at all.

Rings and stuff are downstairs
If you're still not sure you want to read any of this and you need reassurance, you can check out the collection of awards and superlatives this page has received at the Ego page. When you get bored with me, visit Little May's corner on the page, which is drastically different from the rest of it and which I have no responsibility over. In any case, don't forget to tell me what you think before you leave.

That's all. Thanks for listening. Enjoy. Say No to Normality. Never eat peanuts.










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